Richard Hatch recently surrendered himself to authorities to begin a nine-month prison sentence?but I?m wondering if they just might tack on a couple for this hideous outfit.
Very few people get under my skin the way this guy does. But lucky for me, I found a photo of him looking so frumptastic that it earned him a spot in my weekly Fashion Fail column. Finally I get my chance to pick on him.
Why couldn?t he have spent some of his (allegedly) tax-free Survivor winnings on at least one can of starch? Look at those pants man, and is that shirt actually inside-out? Oh well, let?s face it, this piece isn?t really about his clothing choices, but about how I can?t stand the guy.
It all started with him rubbing his junk all over a fellow Survivor contestant several years ago. Even Jeff Probst chimed in with ?no one wants to see that? about the oft naked Hatch. Later, the woman he ?violated? cried to the camera about what had transpired, which would have easily been an epic scandal had it happened nowadays.
After he spent over three years in prison for tax offenses, I thought he wouldn?t dare appear back on television. Then, like Freddy Krueger?s claws on a chalkboard, I heard his voice again. This time it would be while he was gleefully berating American legend David Cassidy on The Celebrity Apprentice.
Was I alone in fantasizing about Jose Conseco hitting a home run with his noggin? like a giant, smug softball?
Okay, I?m done. Anyway, as always, leave us your thoughts on this week?s Fashion Fail. Do you think Richard Hatch deserving?
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