Charlie Sheen has become to celebrity blogging what a nice war or election is to political blogs. The latest insanity comes out of Salem, Massachusetts where a group of real witches and warlocks are upset over Sheen referring to himself as a ?warlock?. As you see in the video below, they performed a very special incantation on behalf of Charlie Sheen. Will it help save him from himself?
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Charlie Sheen hits the roof, like Muammar Gaddafi, after being fired. Machete and a bottle of tiger blood? Can even the magic spells of real witches and warlocks from Salem save him now? Image Credit: STS/WENN.com.
The video begins with introductions by ?Lorelei?, a rather good-looking blond witch! She tells us that Charlie Sheen as ?invoked the names warlock, goddess, and high priest.? That they will perform a magical intervention. , because of his use of those names, ?he summons us.? The purpose of the spell they are about to cast is to help ?bind him from himself, and from hurting others.?
Carrying a large, nasty-looking dagger, Lorelei begins by forming a ?protection circle.? She walks about their ?altar? and calls upon the God and Goddess to ?protecting us from any negative or positive energies that may come to do us harm.? Once the circle is established. Another witch takes over and calls ?upon the energy of Gabrielle of the East to protect all those Great and Least.?
She and the rest turn as she calls ?upon Michael, Archangel of the South, to grant the goodness, within and without!? Next comes ?Raphael of the West, the Waters of Cleansing, all inequities Best.? Finally, she calls upon ?Uriel, Archangel of the North, that sees all Magic and brings it Forth! This as I ask, so mote it be for all of eternity.?
Next, a warlock picks up a skull, named Robert, from the altar. ?I draw into this space, the energy of the spirit world. Let the mighty dead come and bless us. And lend us their strengths And guide us with their wisdom, so mote it be!? At this point, Lorelei, the lovely blond witch (with an awesome rack!) picks up a note from the altar.
?Charlie Sheen, we bind you from harming The Craft of the Wise.? Lorelei and the rest then chant, ?May you find the healing and open your eyes.? They continue to repeat ?We bind you from harming the Craft of the Wise. May you find healing and open your eyes.? What is really cool about this part, whether intentional or not, is that they?re are saying this out of sync. A kind of neat affect.
As they chant, the warlock holds the skull in his left hand and the head of a jackal on a stick in his right hand. After a bit, Lorelei start dropping a powder unto a large, lit candle. I hope it?s not cocaine, or Charlie would be most unhappy! The warlock starts shaking the jackal?s head, which turns out to have beads or something inside to make it rattle. He then tells Charlie Sheen ?You shall speak the names of The Craft no more!? And he means it, too! The warlock continues??in foolishness and irreverence, for our ancient ways shall not be shamed by your ill deeds.?
He the adds ?Find healing and solace and return to do what you do best, so mote it be.? Lorelei picks up another note from the altar. ?We end this circle today, with love in our hearts. Charlie Sheen, come forth from the dark.? Everybody starts chanting, ?Charlie Sheen, come forth from the Dark!? ?So mote it be!? Lorelei again says ?I bind you, Charlie Sheen, from hurting yourself and others.? She places the note, as well as a picture of Sheen, inside an unusual looking bottle with a long, narrow neck. Waving her dagger again, Lorelei says ?The circle is now open, but not broken, and that the magic stays with us today. So mote it be. And blessings to all.?
Thus, the witches and warlocks of Salem, Massachusetts completed the spell binding ceremony for Charlie Sheen. Tragically, this was done Sunday at 3pm, Eastern. Given his antics on Monday, wielding a machete from a roof top, a la Muammar Gaddafi, upon news that Warner Brothers has fired him, I would have to say that Charlie Sheen is now officially beyond even the power of love and magic to save him. I have to wonder if Charlie has come under the influence of the rare and powerful, ?Super-Moon??
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